guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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plumblesbumbles:

at the pet store like

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

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officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

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penis-hilton:

gypsymajesty:

what the actual fuck her eyes turn white at the end of the gif

reptilians are so cute <3 (:

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familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

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lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

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